J. Ulen's Blog – February 2011 Archive (11)

"Knot So Funny" is available as an ebook at amazon.com and barnesandnoble.com. For only $2.99, which is less than twenty percent of the cost of a manicure. So, just get eight fingers done next time and buy the book. A small excerpt:

Most of us feel we are not making a high enough volume of bad decisions on our own. We feel certain we could easily quadruple the number of poor choices we make if only we had a partner. Usually, we are underestimating our…

"Knot So Funny" is available as an ebook at amazon.com and barnesandnoble.com for only $2.99. That's less than a box of Cocoa Puffs. Another excerpt from the book:

Some people go to extreme lengths when it comes to wedding pictures. Professional photographers and videographers, disposable cameras at every table...no opportunity for photographic evidence is overlooked. Add in the fact that virtually everyone today carries a smartphone capable of taking pictures and…

More answers from Jezebelle, our wedding advice guru from the book "Knot So Funny", available for $2.99 as an ebook at amazon.com and barnesandnoble.com. $2.99 is way less than that tattoo you are considering and the book is much easier to delete if you don't like it.

•  Hey, Jezebelle, I am about to become a bride for the fourth time. How should I word my wedding invitations?

 I will assume you used the…

Excerpted from the book "Knot So Funny", which is available as an ebook from amazon.com and barnesandnoble.com for $2.99...

Advice from our wedding expert, Jezebelle:

•  Hey, Jezebelle, how do I tell my guests the wedding is off? - Fickle Pickle

 It’s all a matter of timing. If the breakup occurs at least two weeks prior to the wedding, mail an announcement card. If it occurs halfway…

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Here's an excerpt from the book:

My cousin, Tim, has been married to Vickie for many years. However, he was married briefly to another woman prior to that - a wedding I attended in 1979. A friend of mine happened to be planning a trip to Florida at just the right time and he…

Why you should buy the ebook "Knot So Funny", a humorous take on weddings, at amazon.com or barnesandnoble.com:

1. It's very funny. Read blog excerpts from the book and follow us on facebook and twitter.
2. It's available for only $2.99, a better value than: 

• • A tall mocha latte. The book lasts longer and has less calories...
  • A Big Mac. The book tastes better and has no sesame seeds to get stuck in your teeth...
  • Three beers. The…

"Knot So Funny" is available as an ebook on amazon.com and barnesandnoble.com...

Marriage is something you should really take very seriously. After all, when you take your vows at the wedding ceremony, you make some pretty significant commitments. Sure, by the end of the reception you will forget most of what you committed to, but that’s not a legally viable excuse. Marriage is not like signing up for something on the web, where you scroll down all the way through the…

"Knot So Funny" is available as an ebook on amazon.com and barnesandnoble.com. You can also follow us on Facebook at "Knot So Funny", on Twitter @knotsofunny, and on our website knotsofunny.com.

The foundation of a good reception is, of course, the immediate and ongoing availability of alcohol. Without it, you will never get the quality of late-night candid pictures and videos that you will so cherish in later years. And, however bad all the other aspects of…

From the book "Knot So Funny", available as an ebook on amazon.com and barnesandnoble.com...the seating chart for the reception can be problematic.

Because, in any large group of people about to occupy shared space, there are many “backstories” and potential personality conflicts. Possibly even some restraining orders and outstanding warrants. And there are certainly some fairly predictable individual alcohol-induced vectors that merit…

Here is another excerpt from our book "Knot So Funny", available as an ebook on amazon.com or barnesandnoble.com. Check it out...

Did I mention living together and not getting married would be a lot easier? Unlike living together, which can be done legally without first acquiring a license, getting married requires that a couple meet certain rigorous criteria before they qualify for a life of wedded bliss. The bride, groom and a witness must provide some basic…

Following is another short excerpt from the ebook, "Knot So Funny". Add a little humorous relief to your wedding stress. You can find the book at amazon.com or barnesandnoble.com...

Eventually it’s time to get those invitations printed up and mailed. The two main considerations at that point are:

•  How many individual components should fall out of the invitation envelope and onto the floor when opened? Current…